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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.16 13:40:00 -
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TBH I think most of the NCCFC feel that taking Tenal would be a bitter sweet GÇ£winGÇ¥ if it happened. The level of effort and tears theyGÇÖve shed to get this far is nothing short of epic and we have all enjoyed the rideGǪ.
Like a worn down parent reaching for anything that will stop the tantrum, CCP snapped the Titan in half handing a piece to the crying goon. The goonie infant looks at the piece of the Titan that it was too scared to use and smiles, convinced that what it received is good. Sad thing is, the goonie will someday want to fly what it has now broke and the crying will start all over againGǪGǪGǪthe circle of lifeGǪGǪ
GǣGooniesGǪGǪGǪ..winning EVEGǪGǪGǪGǪ.one tear at a timeGǪGǪGǪ.Gǥ - Snot Shot - 2012
. GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.......... [url]http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753[/url]
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.16 16:07:00 -
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For being one of the high SP goon pets, I figured RAZOR would have pushed back on the Titan nerf? Or are you too busy slamming your face into Mitnins lap so he will give you Tenal if goons end up taking it? . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.......... [url]http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753[/url]
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.16 19:32:00 -
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Vile rat wrote:Snot Shot wrote:For being one of the high SP goon pets, I figured RAZOR would have pushed back on the Titan nerf? Or are you too busy slamming your face into Mitnins lap so he will give you Tenal if goons end up taking it? . How many times we gotta say 'we're not taking tenal' ? You whacky goonie you... Installing one of your pets is the same thing.. . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.......... [url]http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753[/url]
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.18 21:51:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Gloomy Gus wrote:we don't fly titans we use the one we have to shoot other goons at people Our Titan(s) are literally clown cars. Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??......... . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.21 16:50:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Snot Shot wrote:[Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??......... . Of course we're terrible at this game. But we still managed to find our way off the Jita 4-4 undock. Thanks for confirming Ladie!! Can you also confirm that Goonies are still whacky, zaney, and just all around loopy fellas who donGÇÖt take spaceships as serious buzinezz?...
IGÇÖve been having a hard time determining if you folks still want that reputation or if that reps been cast aside due to all the tears your Alliance sheds each day on the forums?...
BtwGǪGǪIGÇÖve got a space popsicle stand set up out in front of Jita 4-4 if you would like to stop by sometime to chat??... .
GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.23 12:56:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:Snot Shot wrote:[Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??......... . Of course we're terrible at this game. But we still managed to find our way off the Jita 4-4 undock. Thanks for confirming Ladie!! Can you also confirm that Goonies are still whacky, zaney, and just all around loopy fellas who donGÇÖt take spaceships as serious buzinezz?... IGÇÖve been having a hard time determining if you folks still want that reputation or if that reps been cast aside due to all the tears your Alliance sheds each day on the forums?... BtwGǪGǪIGÇÖve got a space popsicle stand set up out in front of Jita 4-4 if you would like to stop by sometime to chat??... . Snot Shot, I come to you in a time of dire need, the CFC is struggling and it looks like we may all die in a fire. I have a heartfelt request that I think the whole coalition can stand behind - PLEASE, we need to hire your proffesional mercenary service, we heard through the grapevine that you are alot like PL in that respect and we need to hire someone to shoot structures in Tenal for us, because we arnt any good at it. Help me SnotShotrini Kenobi, your our only hope... No problem. I will check with The Pitboss and see if we can pull a contract together for you. It doesnGÇÖt come as a surprise to me that your **** heap of a Coalition is having troubles, but please note that there will be 5 non-negotiable terms of the contract that you will need to agree to prior to us moving forward :
1 - Stop crying in localGǪGǪ..itGÇÖs a game and spending most of your time online crying about why smaller Alliances are stomping on you and your pets is not healthy and we donGÇÖt work for clients that donGÇÖt at least try to help themselves.
2 GÇô Learn how to fly a couple ships well, not all the ships in EVE. You will always be a below average Coalition and only take space when there is no one to defend it if you continue being jacks of all ships and masters of none. We will need your rag tag fleets of misfits to actually fly very specific ships as support for our fleet so if you canGÇÖt do this tell me now.
3 GÇô Log in your Super Caps. Not only will we need you to bridge us into fights to save your systems, but we will need you to stop being useless sacks of **** and grow a set if we are going to defend your space. We do have a few Titan pilots in ADOPT so if your pilots are too sacred to pilot theirs in battle we can fly them for an extra fee.
4 GÇô No more crying on the forums. ADOPT has a reputation to up hold and we canGÇÖt risk tarnishing it working for a bunch of ass hats that cry to CCP every time something doesnGÇÖt go their way.
5 GÇô The Mittini will need to agree to the contract terms in writing. None of you scrub Directors or failing FCGÇÖs can execute the contract.
If you think that you can adhere to the above terms please let me know and I will pursue the contract. Please note that there will be a 250 Billion isk deposit required to be put in escrow with Chribba in case you cannot adhere to the terms above and break the agreement.
I look forward to hearing back from you GÇô SS . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.26 14:08:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:1: That isnt tears, Its p0rn. I imagine your mum doesnt let you look at it so I understand the confusion. Sorry. 2: Rifters dont take alot of skills to fly, we are considering a new doctrine right now: NavitasFleet. 3: If you need any cynos we are ready to help you move your titans out of Jita. 4: We never post on forums, I dont even know how. 5: The Mittani has asked personally that I deal with the contract. He is busy Kinging space from iceland, I imagine your exec ceo is probably right there too on the space council right?
250 isk should be on its way, we had no idea your services would be so expensive. Now who is going to believe that line of ****? We all know that youGÇÖre not even trusted with simple diplomatic affairs, let alone Alliance contracts with Mercs like meGǪGǪ. . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.03.28 11:51:00 -
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ADOPT has decided to pass on taking a contract from Goon Federation due to the fact that your CEO is a cyber bully and expressed his desire that you grief someone into killing themselves in RL.
We donGÇÖt work with people like that. This is a game and should be enjoyed by all who play it. . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.04 21:38:00 -
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Devilish Ledoux wrote:And then we burn your space to the ground and give the ashes to our old buddies ... but it's not an invasion! We are very impressed with your ability to blue every **** 0.0 Alliance in EVE and shoot structures for eachother so you can build a bigger daisy chain......
Congrats!.... GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.06 03:45:00 -
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SMT008 wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Devilish Ledoux wrote:And then we burn your space to the ground and give the ashes to our old buddies ... but it's not an invasion! We are very impressed with your ability to blue every **** 0.0 Alliance in EVE and shoot structures for eachother so you can build a bigger daisy chain...... Congrats!.... Hey guys, I'm in the Orphanage, you see, we're so pro we don't have any blues, and we live on the Jita 4-4 undock, a very dangerous world. Snot shot trying to be relevant, as usual. Keep going. Difference actually is that everyone knows who I am. -áYou on the other hand are one of a thousand or more sheep fighting to be noticed by a cyber bully that you idolize because the sheep beside you does....
The CFC is where pilots go when they've decided EVE is hard to play.... . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.08 03:18:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Snot Shot wrote: Difference actually is that everyone knows who I am. -á .
Ehhh... outside of this forum? Not really. I mean if you were some kind of super pro pvp allstar yeah I could see it, but as a bomber pilot frankly you are ****. You do decent in a rapier but it's nothing to write home about. Then I glanced at your kb stats and actually felt bad for you.....................even noticed that I killed you as well.................while you were in a hound....................are you known for anything? . GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.08 16:14:00 -
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HELIC0N ONE wrote:he's famous on an internet forum guys
an internet forum U mad about it?.. GÇ£God grant me the serenity to accept the things I canGÇÖt shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to GTFO!!GÇ¥GÇô Snot Shot - 2012.....Yeah I'm a killin machine..... http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=50753
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